More Funny Slogans & Taglines for Business Cards

March 03, 2008 Comment

Here some additions to my original list of funny slogans and taglines for business cards.

Humor can be an excellent way to stand out, as long as you take care not to offend! And again, you can sometimes SAY something like this as you hand someone a card.

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist’s door: To expedite your visit please back in.
On a Church’s Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
In a Nonsmoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push.
On a Fence: Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
Gardening company: We stand behind our fertilizer - way behind!
In a Restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
At a Propane Filling Station: Thank heaven for little grills.